So far NOT ONE Guru has come forward to meet my challange!

Am i suprised? HELL NO!

clearly they just don’t have the nuts to back up the claims that make them money, or know it’s not true and will be exposed for the frauds that they are!

Watch this space for further updates!

OK so I’m guessing that some of the so called Guru’s of affiliate sales must have read this post by now, and i guess they disagree with me? although all the comments I have had are largely agreeing with my views.

So are you an affiliate Guru with super powers and amazing secrets? Do you have a spine? Can you and WILL you Prove that all you sell is not a gold painted turd? If so then why not give your system to myself and 2 others of my choice to run for absolutely FREE ( notice the lack of the full stop after the F!) so we can trial your theory and back up your claims! And to be clear I am not talking a $100 a month scheme I want a big full blown Guru with one of these $100k + in 90 days with no outlay schemes. I want big income no outgoings type of schemes!

If you dare take up the challenge then send me an email and well see if your selling painted turds or golded nuggets!

(I’m really not expecting anyone to have the nuts to do this so don’t leave it to someone else to step forward!)

PS: if anyone who is not on the mailing list would like to join the experiment then just join the mailing list or email me with the subject “I WANT A MILLION!”

Serioulsy you get these emails all the time on how “This guy is an INSIDER he KNOWS just how you can get RICH beyound your WILDEST DREAMS!!!”

And i think i can say honestly its all CRAP! how come there are so many secrets surrounding making money online? why are there so many internet GURUS who earn millions every year from a few hours of work every week?

really when you think about it Google and Clickbank must have a worrying amount of issues if they have so many loopholes that i can exploit a new one every other day to make a trillion bucks a year!

Think about it if you came accross this loophole that made so much money would you sell this knowledge for $30 a go? Of course not you’d hang onto it make a tonne of sites using it to make you so insanley rich you could buy a country!

Lets look at the math.

exapmle A

I earn $250k a year from 1 site exploiting my super secret so then i sell my super secret for $30 a go. so now i have no secret and the loophole may get closed and I have to make 8,333.333 sales next year to earn the same

example B

I keep my big fat mouth shut set up 4 sites exploiting my super secret and earn a cool $1million a year until such time as the loophole is found or i have enough to buy a small country and retire!

I REST MY CASE

If after reading this you still think these Gurus are just kind hearted folk that only ask $30 because they only want to earn enough to feed their hampster fair trade beans, then think again!

a fool and his money are soon parted.

now head on over to my main site www.giveworkamiss.com where you can learn just to waste your money setting up an dedicated affiliate site that will probably earn you nothing but may just feed my hampster………..!

Firstly a small appology for not having updated the Blog in a while, I have been busy working on a couple of sites for friends and also I am working on a new look for GiveWorkAMiss.com.

Anyway you may remember a few months ago now i wrote an article on a company called Sposored Tweets, who pay you to tweet out adverts, and I said I would let you know how i got on, well here’s how I did.

To be honest i had forgotten all about them as I had not had an email offering me any money for tweeting a single ad, I had written them off as a waste of time! Then things changed and I also worked out why! and thats the secret I will share with you today. More »

Yet again i get annoyed by the affiliate marketing boys lazy approach to selling!

The latest is the use of F.REE as some kind of way of making something look like it’s free but will actually cost money.

Now i am sure some clever person will comment to say F.REE is an acronym for something and if i was in the loop and a member of the affiliate guru society i would be better informed and know what it meant, but i don’t, so i think it’s crap!

By putting a full stop in a word does this mean i did not actualy write fuck in the title of the post? well i guess the answer is NO ( but the word is still there!) , however selling some thing that is F.REE does this suggest something is free or does it mean something else but we don’t know what it stands for? well YES is does suggest some thing may be free.

F.REE may as well stand for FUCK . RABBITS EVERY EASTER for all i know, so to put it in the title of a sales pitch to me now says

“Get your new amazing system Fuck. Rabbits Every Easter NOW! ”

 rather than

 ”Get your new amazing system F.REE NOW!”

Which link would you click on? I prefer mine its funnier and does not suggest you will get any thing you don’t have to pay for,

in short i would say don’t use any form of false advertising no matter how transparent it is because in the long run you won’t get any extra sales from it.

Once you have a mailing list, no matter how large or small, you have a target audience to start direct marketing too and these people are the ones who will earn you money

Remember to treat them as people and as such they are not stupid!

There is nothing more annoying than getting tons of emails from different sources offering you the same thing! worse is they all pitch the same way ie; ” HEY i found this REALLY COOL TOP SECRET that will EARN YOU TONS of CASH from this TOTALY UNHEARD of and TOP SECRET source that is PUTTING THE GURUS TO SHAME and costing GOOGLE MILLIONS !!! ”

It is all quite simply crap!!! I get emails every day all selling the same rubbish that probably won’t work from lots of different people who all suddenly have an inside deal with some guy we have never heard but its about to turn affiliate sales upside down and we will never need to work again, And if i follow all the links and give me email to about ten other people i find out its gonna cost $100 a month to get access to a video i will probably never watch!

My big DON’T is to sell the same old rubbish that everyone else is pushing down each other throats!

My big DO is to search out worthwhile content and research it then promote it, try to avoid getting a name for following the pack and pushing the first or most promoted clickbank product!

being an individual will help stand out in the crowd and stop your mailing list from shrinking.

It seems wherever I look these days someone is offering another way to make money from twitter posts, If I trusted them all and signed up to each one I will be worth a $million! More »

So as you know mailing lists are the way forward if you want to make money online, I am sure by now you will have signed up for a few already and are getting emails offering you “Untold Blogging Riches For F.ree!” or a million dollars what ever the sender thinks his crap is worth!!
I know i get this junk a lot offering me ways to run a mailing list to increase my wealth for only a few dollars.

My answer to them all is F@#* *^! i can do it for FREE! without anyone else needing to sell me anything thank you.

and here is how you can do it too. More »

If you have an iPhone and a wordpress blog you can now post from your phone! As I am doing right now. Just search wordpress in iTunes and download the free app and your good to go, you can now update your blog on the go. I love technology !

Generate extra income by including the Clickbank widget into your wordpress theme, More »